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Mitete District is a district of Zambia, located in Western Province. It was separated from Lukulu District in 2012. As of the 2022 Zambian Census, the district had a population of 39,641 people.
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Leila Marie Koerber, known professionally as Marie Dressler, was a Canadian-born stage- and screen-actress and comedian, popular in Hollywood in early silent and Depression-era film.
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